Shitty Biff's

What a shitty shop!
Shitty Biff's is a pawn shop located in Warptown. It is owned and operated by Shitty Biff himself, along with his father Old Biff. The medium-sized building looks like it was painted red a few years ago... with paint definately not meant for exteriors. The hanging sign out front is just a dilapidated piece of wood with the name "Biff's" carved into it by someone who obviously does not work with wood for a living. A faded red door with a dirty glass panel leads inside.

Shitty Biff's shop is a mess. Piles of unorganized junk cover the majority of the floor, leaving only a narrow walking space for customers to pass through. Where there aren't shelves supporting more junk, the walls are covered in posters and artwork of varying degrees of quality, and some depicting lewd subject matter.

Most of the establishment is one large open room, save for the far end, where Biff's sales counter is set up, and a wooden door denotes a back room of some kind. The counter itself and the wall directly behind it appear to house Biff's more valuable and high-profile wares.

"Goods" may not be the most appropriate choice of words.
Shitty Biff sells mostly random junk, with the majority of items available being randomly populated from the Trinkets and Adventuring Gear tables in the DMG. He may have some armor or weapons available,  but they often have some sort of cosmetic or olfactory drawback.

Where Biff truly gets his nickname is from the "special" items he has behind his counter. On any given day, there is a strong chance Biff will be selling a magic item he has come into possession of, and there is also a strong chance that said item will be cursed. However, sometimes he does get in a diamond in the rough. Biff never openly offers refunds to unsatisfied customers.

On the buying side of the business, Biff uses the typical pawn shop tactics of under appraising and only accepting things that he thinks he can turn a profit on.

"I might know a guy."
Biff has connections with lots of traders and collectors, and can often serve as a useful go-between for those looking to deal in higher-end merchandise, or trying to find something that might not readily available in a common marketplace.

Word is, he might also be able to arrange a buyer if you're looking to move or pick up something hot.